For Mom, <3 Mike Rowe

The Neighbors

Either the neighbors upstairs are having noisy sloppy sex or they’re having an argument where they keep loudly agreeing with  each other.

Random things said by children…

Explaining the Playstation game Grand Theft Auto 4 to his grandmother

“I don’t shoot everybody, just the drug dealers and hookers.”

School

“I don’t understand why I have to go to school at all, the internet knows more than all the teachers there put together.”

Hygiene

“You should never wash your hands because then you will have more germs than everything else and germs won’t go on you because there is no room.”

Laughed so hard I cried

<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player… so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there’s this guy in there taking a shit
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks ‘oh shit… if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i’d want to fuck him up… so i’d better hit him first’
<cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy… WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

Star Wars Nerd VS Sports Nerd

Yeah, but nerds collect weird things. It’s not like sports fans decorate their bedrooms with flags, and badges, and jerseys, and #1 hands, and T-shirts, and fake sports equipment mounted on little plastic things, and collector cards, and team color bedspreads, and… oh.

Well, nerds wear weird T-shirts and costumes at related events. You’d never see a sports fan wearing a T-shirt/jersey with their team name, or a big foam hand and half-naked except for paint in their team colors…

Er…

Hahaha at the Police Blotter for Marquette

= 5:43 p.m., drunk person unable to walk, Center and Fitch

= 6:30 p.m., wife wants her non-working husband out of house, reported at police station

= 6:54 p.m., complaint of kids stealing a picnic table, unfounded, kids were snowboarding, Harlow Park.

= 8:37 p.m., 15-year-old in possession of pornographic video, 1000 block of W. Washington

= 10:00 p.m., report of vehicle in the water, it was stuck on beach, citation for careless driving, Lakeshore Boulevard.

= 12:37 a.m., officers located person with a city stop sign, person stated he had found the sign in the street, Department of Public Works advised they knew the sign had already been knocked down, Lincoln and Waldo.

= 2:05 a.m., elderly female hears two people in residence who refuse to leave, 800 block of W. Fair

Bowling in Ishpeming

UP in January

Police Blotter

Heck of an entry for the other day:

= 12:03 p.m., several deer scared into lake by NMU biologist deer count, crowd gathered and deer unable to get to land, Presque Isle

My office

Here’s my (rather messy) office.  Plus, I the camera keeps picking up my breathing and making me sound like I just climbed a flight of stairs.  Hrm.  Not bad though for that little camera.