Explaining the Playstation game Grand Theft Auto 4 to his grandmother
“I don’t shoot everybody, just the drug dealers and hookers.”
School
“I don’t understand why I have to go to school at all, the internet knows more than all the teachers there put together.”
Hygiene
“You should never wash your hands because then you will have more germs than everything else and germs won’t go on you because there is no room.”
