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For Mom, <3 Mike Rowe

Tue, 24 Feb 2009 02:12:46 +0000

The Neighbors

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 21:10:29 +0000

Either the neighbors upstairs are having noisy sloppy sex or they’re having an argument where they keep loudly agreeing with each other.

Random things said by children…

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 05:33:53 +0000

Explaining the Playstation game Grand Theft Auto 4 to his grandmother

“I don’t shoot everybody, just the drug dealers and hookers.”

School

“I don’t understand why I have to go to school at all, the internet knows more than all the teachers there put together.”

Hygiene

“You should never wash your hands because then you will have more germs than everything else and germs won’t go on you because there is no room.”

Laughed so hard I cried

Thu, 19 Feb 2009 05:20:17 +0000

so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
so i helped him walk to the toilet
all the stalls were occupied
lol
bryan is a rugby player… so a big guy
so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open
and there’s this guy in there taking a shit
hahahahahaha
and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
then (this is genius) bryan thinks ‘oh shit… if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i’d want to fuck him up… so i’d better hit him first’
so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face
and runs away
imagine being that guy… WORST NIGHT OUT EVER

Star Wars Nerd VS Sports Nerd

Sat, 31 Jan 2009 18:57:08 +0000

Yeah, but nerds collect weird things. It’s not like sports fans decorate their bedrooms with flags, and badges, and jerseys, and #1 hands, and T-shirts, and fake sports equipment mounted on little plastic things, and collector cards, and team color bedspreads, and… oh.

Well, nerds wear weird T-shirts and costumes at related events. You’d never see a sports fan wearing a T-shirt/jersey with their team name, or a big foam hand and half-naked except for paint in their team colors…

Er…

Hahaha at the Police Blotter for Marquette

Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:33:30 +0000

= 5:43 p.m., drunk person unable to walk, Center and Fitch

= 6:30 p.m., wife wants her non-working husband out of house, reported at police station

= 6:54 p.m., complaint of kids stealing a picnic table, unfounded, kids were snowboarding, Harlow Park.

= 8:37 p.m., 15-year-old in possession of pornographic video, 1000 block of W. Washington

= 10:00 p.m., report of vehicle in the water, it was stuck on beach, citation for careless driving, Lakeshore Boulevard.

= 12:37 a.m., officers located person with a city stop sign, person stated he had found the sign in the street, Department of Public Works advised they knew the sign had already been knocked down, Lincoln and Waldo.

= 2:05 a.m., elderly female hears two people in residence who refuse to leave, 800 block of W. Fair

Bowling in Ishpeming

Mon, 26 Jan 2009 03:41:45 +0000

UP in January

Sat, 17 Jan 2009 20:39:19 +0000

Police Blotter

Thu, 11 Dec 2008 05:29:05 +0000

Heck of an entry for the other day:

= 12:03 p.m., several deer scared into lake by NMU biologist deer count, crowd gathered and deer unable to get to land, Presque Isle

My office

Tue, 09 Dec 2008 04:19:32 +0000

Here’s my (rather messy) office. Plus, I the camera keeps picking up my breathing and making me sound like I just climbed a flight of stairs. Hrm. Not bad though for that little camera.